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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8805 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Imagine a world where bartending meets Minecraft. Our 33-year-old female bartender will serve up some epic drinks while you build to your heart’s content. She’s been in the industry for over a decade and knows how to keep the party going. But watch out, she takes food allergies seriously, so make sure to let her know if you’re allergic to creepers or zombies!
One time, a family of three came in with a son who had a severe peanut and tree nut allergy. Our bartender suggested they go to the restaurant next door for more options, but the father lost his mind! He demanded a new server, complained to the manager, and even threatened to file a complaint against our owner. In the end, they didn’t even eat anything and went to the other restaurant anyway. Talk about drama!
But don’t worry, our bartender always puts customer satisfaction first, even if it means dealing with entitled parents. So come join our server for a unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a 25% tip from a disgruntled family!
