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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1929 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 80 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Join our server for the most epic adventures and the most random injuries you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs boring old mining when you can be dodging bandages left and right? Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough bandages, you unlock a secret level where you ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right.
So, come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the Bandage King of Minecraft. It’s a title no one asked for, but hey, someone’s gotta wear the crown, right?