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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9379 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5331 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this Minecraft server, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a crazy right ear injury that requires a bandage! Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry, ’cause on our server, we got you covered!
Join our server for the most epic adventures and the most random injuries you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs boring old mining when you can be dodging bandages left and right? Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough bandages, you unlock a secret level where you ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right.
So, come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the Bandage King of Minecraft. It’s a title no one asked for, but hey, someone’s gotta wear the crown, right?
