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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 182 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 1691 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
But the best part is the dumb ideas that actually work here. Like, one time I tried to ride a pig off a cliff and instead of dying, I landed in a pool of lava and found a hidden treasure chest. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent players flying into the sky. It was hilarious!
So if you wanna join the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret society of dancing chickens that throw parties every Friday night. It’s lit, bro.