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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Crops Grown:	1089	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3571

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Enchantments Applied:	172
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	7213	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Potions Brewed:	48
Endless Night Skies:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	1475	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3135

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Animals Bred:	105	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	126	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net