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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ores Mined:	5528	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ores Mined:	665	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Votes:	3793
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Potions Brewed:	178
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	1556
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	250
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Potions Brewed:	145
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1826

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

ms.PlayFuse.net