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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Potions Brewed:	86	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Zombie Dances:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9219

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1423	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Items Found:	3812	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Votes:	1228	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	4077	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4573	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Votes:	3690
Crops Grown:	3674	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4895	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	164
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com