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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Farms Harvested:	602	Buildings Constructed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Emeralds Found:	6625	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	3281	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Potions Brewed:	63
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	482131	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	847
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2880	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us