DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7742	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchantments Applied:	261
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Votes:	9660	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	169	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Animals Bred:	114	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	692408
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Emeralds Found:	9308
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1435	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Mines Excavated:	1906	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com