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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Potions Brewed:	75
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

play.nexusworlds.nl:25502

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Mines Excavated:	1041	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

kencrafters.apexmc.co

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	841
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	1794	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	2118

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ores Mined:	8297
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1054	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Farms Harvested:	121
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Star Shards Collected:	191

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	323463	Void Armor Forged:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3975
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com