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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

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HeroxWar

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Crops Grown:	2137
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

HeroxWar Network

Store: https://store.heroxwar.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/heroxwar Telegram: https://t.me/s/heroxwar Web Site: https://www.heroxwar.com Discord: https://discord.heroxwar.com Minecraft: mc.heroxwar.com TeamSpeak: ts3.herox.ml

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Slampvp

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1212	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to SlamPvP. For minecraft 1.9.4 – 1.19

Features: -Farmtycoon (Custom game) -Bedwars (soon) -Cuberunner (soon) -Skyblock (soon)

New minigames coming soon. We hope to see you on the server. Be warned this server is stil in develpment.

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GotPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	647510
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

GotPvP is a premium Minecraft network with classic game modes and unique mini games.

• Faction •• Skyblock • Prison •• Creative RPG • Kitpvp •• Oppvp • Fatkid •• Hunger Games

We are a network founded in February of 2013, with one of the most cultured and amazing communities you will find. Over 50 helpful active staff, helpers, senior moderators, and admins. Weekly global events, tournaments and more, you will never get bored!

IP Address: play.gotpvp.com Website: http://gotpvp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/g2HQtCx Store: https://buy.gotpvp.com

Faithfully waiting to see you soon!

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DestinyMC

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	644646	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16

DestinyMC is a long standing community with Skyblock, Survival and Prison servers that are compatible with all devices. Some of our features include Enchantment Gems, Private Mines, Cities, Gangs, Robots and Backpack Enchantments. Link your Discord account in-game to receive a free rank on the server!

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Elimentus

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to Elimentus, a 1.18.1 Survival/Bending Server. – Choose an Element using /element and unlock sub-elements

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mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

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Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

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DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Enchantments Applied:	195
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

org.druglegends.net

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Chimeras Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

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SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

mc.skyprison.net

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

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Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

play.azalelnation.com

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

play.arkflame.com

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	161207	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

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