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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DieX

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Indeed, we are searching for staff, however, we, too, have expectations ourselves, and our main rule is that you are older than 13, as we fear that there are still people, due to online aliases, who lie about their age when it comes to applying to “have staff” on our server. With that in mind, please be polite when approaching us for a role in our discord server or our Minecraft server. For any inquiry, please private-message me or come seek me on DieX, I am pretty active there.

Additional Information: WEBSITE : play.diex.cf BUYCRAFT : diex.buycraft.net SERVER IP: 147.135.191.71:25574 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/q3zR63 10+ STAFF POSITIONS AVAILABLE!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Style network

Custom MiniGames, Economy, Maze, Parkour, PvP, smp

Style Network is a brand-new server with competitive, unique minigames.Some of the features we offer are listed below:

-=-SMP-=-We have an amazing SMP with a friendly community. Make new friends and play classic survival!-=-Parkour Race-=-Parkour Race is a minigame we offer where you can compete against up to 3 other players in a parkour course. Gain XP upon finishing and grab a spot on the leaderboard for the fastest time!-=-Waves-=-Waves is an exciting minigame where you can fight off mobs with amazing magical abilities! See what wave you can make it to, as the difficulty increases as you go on. Gain XP upon finishing and grab a spot on the leaderboard for the furthest wave reached!-=-Maze Race-=-1v1 against an opponent in a randomly-generated maze. Test your skills and become the best maze runner on the server!

Buy or win silly cosmetics as well as awesome in-game ranks!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CocoHub

KitPvP, Survival

This Is The Server By A Player Named SammyHammyCoCo! it is a KitPVP And Survival server! So i hope You Enjoy!!!!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Kebab

Economy, PvE, Survival

The nicest survival server in the Netherlands! We offer a unique survival experience. We often also host fun events, so it never remains boring.

To make survival even more fun, we also have many plugins. We have slimefun and custom enchants. There are also many villages you can join, or found your own people!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Diahmon

MCMMO, pokemon, Races, Towny

The best cobblemon experience! Come join us and many others on a fun adventure throughout dimensions! Many things constantly being added like races and mcmmo! Many things planned for the future, come join us!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Animals Bred:	161
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NaturisCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

If you’re looking for an adventure-filled survival server then you’ve found it! NaturisCraft is a survival-focused server with custom plugins, amazing world generation and lots of features to keep you entertained. [1.7-1.15]

– Daily Rewards – Pets – Anti-grief – Custom Enchantments – Ranks – Furniture – Auction House – Custom Mobs

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Allium

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Since its founding in May of 2019, Allium has maintained a large, strong and friendly community of Minecraft players. Having recently entered the second season, Allium has taken off in popularity with up to 18 players online at once. Members of Allium pride themselves in community and kindness. We respect everyone and keep a mostly non-toxic, but also semi-mature atmosphere. We also love building massive farms and automation.

Allium is run by a set of hand picked Administrators who know how to resolve any issue. Griefing, stealing, and raiding can all be rolled back within seconds using the coreprotect plugin. Allium uses a greylist system, which means anyone can connect, but no one is given permissions before applying on our discord server.

If you are looking for a Hermitcraft or SMP Live type server, you’re in the wrong place. Allium is simply much larger and much better. We have a diverse group of players from around the world who are always innovating and exploring new ways to play Minecraft. We are interested in you if you are interested in us! Join us (:

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Spudcraft

1vs1, Abilities, Antigrief, Arcade, Arena Pvp, Auction, classic, Kit PvP, Skyblock, smp

Welcome to Spudcraft, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Immerse yourself in our dynamic world, featuring SMP, Skyblock, and Mini-games. Build, survive, and make lasting friendships in a safe and welcoming environment. Our dedicated team ensures player protection, with anti-griefing measures in place. Experience the expertise of our exceptional moderators who maintain a positive atmosphere. Engage in our job system, where you can choose from various roles in both SMP and Skyblock, earning rewards as you progress. Exciting updates await, including the addition of factions and other thrilling game modes. Join Spudcraft today and unleash your creativity. Explore, compete, and thrive in a community where your adventure knows no bounds. Get ready to embark on an unforgettable journey filled with fun and endless possibilities.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2828

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mineclaps

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A SERVER FOR PLAYERS BY PLAYERS. >> FREE Playtime Ranks in Survival 1.18! >> NO PAY TO WIN! >>And Vanilla SMP server 1.19!

When was the last time you went out in the world? Saw something that would make your jaw drop? Explored the uncharted?, or just want to experience an amazing MC Server? Your Search has ended, Join us now!!! Free Playtime Ranks in Survival Unique 1.18. Or play 1.19 in our vanilla SMP server with other players.

What are you waiting for? Join us at play.mineclaps.com to Experience the real thing and feel valued as a player with a great staff team to support you to the top. Mineclaps is A SERVER FOR PLAYERS BY PLAYERS.

IP: play.mineclaps.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sxGaSXxGw2 Website: mineclaps.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Maybe Games

Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Maybe Games is a new KitPVP server with an upcoming Skyblock MMO RPG. It has a rapidly growing player base and some great, active staff members. Maybe Games is constantly being worked on to provide the best player experience.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Wrentheia roleplay

Adventure, Roleplay, TOWN, Towns, Towny, Townywars, Wars

🌍 Discover the Boundless World of Wrentheia! 🏰

Embark on an extraordinary journey to Wrentheia, a Minecraft server where boundless adventures and breathtaking worldbuilding await! Step into a vibrant virtual realm that revolves around the captivating Towny plugin, designed to bring your wildest construction dreams to life.

🌆 Forge Your Empire: Establish your own thriving town, whether you envision a sprawling metropolis, a peaceful village, or a majestic castle atop a mountain. With the Towny plugin, you have the power to govern and shape your community, fostering an atmosphere of cooperation and camaraderie.

🏗️ Master the Art of Building: Unleash your creativity and design magnificent structures that will stand the test of time. Construct awe-inspiring landmarks, intricate marketplaces, and grand fortresses as you push the boundaries of architectural brilliance. Wrentheia provides the perfect canvas for your imagination to run wild.

🌲 Immerse Yourself in Worldbuilding: Engage in a rich tapestry of lore and storytelling that weaves through the server. Create your own narratives, become a part of captivating quests, and influence the destiny of Wrentheia. Leave an indelible mark on the server’s ever-evolving history as you forge alliances, wage epic battles, and shape the course of events.

👥 Thrive in a Thriving Community: Join forces with like-minded players who share your passion for exploration and worldbuilding. Collaborate on ambitious projects, engage in lively discussions, and make lasting friendships with fellow adventurers from all corners of the globe. Wrentheia is a haven for those seeking camaraderie and a sense of belonging.

🌟 Endless Adventures Await: Delve into the untamed wilderness, brimming with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and mysterious secrets waiting to be unearthed. Embark on perilous quests, engage in exciting PvP battles, or simply bask in the serenity of the stunning landscapes that stretch as far as the eye can see.

🎉 Join Wrentheia Today: Immerse yourself in the enchanting world of Wrentheia and let your imagination soar. Whether you’re a seasoned architect or a budding adventurer, our server offers an unrivaled experience for Minecraft enthusiasts of all kinds. Join us now and be part of a thriving community that embraces the limitless possibilities of Towny and worldbuilding.

🔗 Connect with us at discord.gg/fxBSrMRYzB and embark on an unforgettable journey to Wrentheia. The adventure of a lifetime awaits! 🌟

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Anarquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The first Brazilian server without rules! Inspired heavily by 2b2t.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pure Minecraft Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Come Play a 100% Vanillia Minecraft Survival World!

Want to play Minecraft with your friends but you dont want to buy realms?

Well just come and play our server! Ist 100% Free and you can play with Friends anytime!

Version: 1.15.2

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Potions Brewed:	178

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blazingsmp

Enchantments, smp, Survival

This is the BlazingSMP server, where you and your friends cna join the server, run around and create bases, while creating bases you get exp levels wich you can use with /enchanter. /enchanter is custom enchants on server server that you can use for PVE and PVP!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineVision

Economy, PvP, Survival

A fun and exciting survival adventure, with just the right amount of mods! MineVision aims to preserve the way SMP is meant to be played, with enhancements in all of the right areas to give you a rewarding yet challenging experience.

FREE CRATE FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! REDEEM WITH /mso

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.