DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

Absurdity, anecdote, brainless, COMEBACK, Conversation, dumb, DumbestMC, foolishness, funny, humor, Hydrated, IDIOTIC, ignorance, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, response, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupidity, Water, wet, WIT, witty reply

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6338	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1507	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	913

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	174	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7489	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mines Excavated:	2846	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4925
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Animals Bred:	54
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Items Found:	6738	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	179
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Towns Built:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Gods Slained:	1

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Emeralds Found:	4152
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net