DumbestMC SMP: “Is water wet?” “No, it’s just hydrated!”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your virtual life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
New Chunks Explored:	48325	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	124	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	183
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Farms Harvested:	628
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Farms Harvested:	636	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	191
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	New Chunks Explored:	887053

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	4893	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Alien Abductions:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mines Excavated:	1485
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.