DumbestChatEver Minecraft SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, dumb, DumbestChatEver, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, illogical, imbecilic, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as crazy as the creepers!

One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

54.39.39.108

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

mc.the-10th-planet.net

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Farms Harvested:	597
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	3470
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

DualCrafts.minehut.gg

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	574634
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	229	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

play.surrealcraft.net

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4733	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Void Gems Collected:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Dmarmc.ga

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	5465	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

mc.haxircraft.com

Sk8erpnk

Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

ismayilileeylence.aternos.me

Portlandia

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

184.154.41.132

ShadowPvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mines Excavated:	1009
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

minecraft.eyeguardian.com

EvilBits

Skyblock

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

54.39.221.19:25590

ninjacraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Potions Brewed:	171	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

85.236.100.145:29765

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

mayoslo123.aternos.me

Very Pug

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	6634
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

pug.verygames.net

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

192.99.232.201:25578

Mingul

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

mc.mingul.co.uk