DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

Absurd, Antagonist, asinine, brainless, Characters, dumb character, DumbCraft, Evil, Foolish, foolishness, IDIOTIC, imbecilic, lolworthy, Ludicrous, moronic, Neuro, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupid, Unintelligent, Villain

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	162	Emeralds Found:	2977
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.

Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!

But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	1876	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	5531
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	5675	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	497	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Items Found:	4869	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	7352

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2423	Crops Grown:	2801
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net