DumbCraft SMP: LOL Moments

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, dumb, DumbCraft, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, laughable, lol, Ludicrous, MOMENTS, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, stupid

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Votes:	6144	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3468

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot stick, and riding pigs into battle like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into epic battles to see who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond armor falls off, join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	247
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Animals Bred:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Love Letters Sent:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8161
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Potions Brewed:	141	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	691267
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9665	Alien Abductions:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchantments Applied:	263
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Votes:	6562
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

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