DumbCraft SMP: LOL Moments

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot stick, and riding pigs into battle like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into epic battles to see who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond armor falls off, join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8410	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7835	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Players Killed by Monsters:	3215
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4876	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1039	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3757	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Potions Brewed:	51	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Animals Bred:	146	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Ores Mined:	2993	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Emeralds Found:	8009	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.