DumbCraft SMP: LOL Moments

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, dumb, DumbCraft, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, laughable, lol, Ludicrous, MOMENTS, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, stupid

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot stick, and riding pigs into battle like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into epic battles to see who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond armor falls off, join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Divine Spears Created:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Emeralds Found:	8881	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	4622	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magic Items Found:	3881

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Star Shards Collected:	196
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Animals Bred:	146
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	9080	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!