DumbConvosMC SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Conversation, dim-witted, dumb, DumbConvosMC, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent, witless

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ores Mined:	1428	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Items Found:	3185
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Crops Grown:	5704

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3056	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	43	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ores Mined:	9551	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	8102
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	163	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ores Mined:	1093
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4835
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com