DumbConvosMC SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Conversation, dim-witted, dumb, DumbConvosMC, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent, witless

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Animals Bred:	85
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Items Found:	8672

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5421	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2021
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crops Grown:	5658	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Towns Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Zombie Dances:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	6938
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1982	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	7111
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Towns Built:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crops Grown:	1136
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dimension Hops:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?