Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Terra Australis Australian Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	252	New Chunks Explored:	579750
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ores Mined:	3373	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to Terra Australis We offer three different worlds, each offering different styles of gameplay; Survival – Classic minecraft; build with other players, mob spawning and access to the nether and the end. – Optional region and PvP protection. Lock doors, chests, dispensers etc. – Access to shops and creation of player stores and towns. – PVP/CTF arenas, Minigames Wilderness – Griefing, raiding and PVP enabled 24/7. – Limited command access and delayed teleports between other worlds. – Access to local shops and global bank to transfer loot to survival world. RPG – Detailed quests. Skills. Separate inventory. – Co-operative mode. – Form parties with other players and NPC familiars and hirelings to complete raids/quests.

terra-australis.net

DistopiAdventure

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Semi Role-Play / Factions / Pvp Box / MobArena / Adventures / Quest / Epic Events / Mini-Events And Much more !

Distopia.omgcraft.fr

Creative Temper

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Creative Temper is a build team that enjoys group builds, solo projects, building competitions, creating adventure maps, survival, and anything else Minecraft can offer us. You can join and build right away as there is no whitelist. If you show skill in design, theme, detail,and overall build composition via your entry build in the Trialbuild world, you earn the Builder rank. We offer 10 worlds to play,you can find the world list at the bottom of the post. Come join us today @Creative Temper!

108.166.172.85

McWarDeTeam

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

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mcwar.de

Mexican Craft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7751
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Farms Harvested:	808
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Mexican Craft is a place where players can play live and thrive. We encourage battles for resources and power. We utilize towny for the protection of players items, that is until war comes along! When War is initiated the two nations fight until the other one collapses, the player then can raid everything in sight! We allow griefing, raiding. Who will be the most powerful on the server? Is it you?

188.165.94.45

minecussis

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3373	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Dutch Welcome to minecussis! We are a fun survival server with a number of mini-games. Minecussis has been around since October 2013 and in almost 1 year we have built a nice community that we would like to have you join. We are amazed at what great projects the community has come up with on the old maps and are curious to see what new projects the community and you will start.

English Welcome on minecussis! We are a survival Server with a handfull of minigames. Minecussis started in october 2013. We have a nice community and a staff team that will help you with your problems.

The server runs on a VPS with 5 GB ram and 60 Slots.

178.20.170.89:25680

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

142.4.217.165:25759

SkilledCraftSurvival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

198.24.167.138

KingdomCraft Factions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

108.166.179.60

Dark Vector

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Play.dutchmineplayers.nl

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Votes:	4337	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

go.playminecraft.org

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	4699	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2616	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	153
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

pvp.thearchon.net

Ethicraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7

Ethicraft

fun.ethicraft.net

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

play.kalmarcraft.com

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9430	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

play.hazardpvp.net