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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7985 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 897763 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 246 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!
And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!