Duce’s SMP: Where the only thing spiced up is Duce’s cooking skills.

Adventure, apply, Community, Cooking, Discord, Duces, Experience, Exploration, Friends, Mindcrack, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, og, Open, Players, Server, Skills, smp, Spiced, Survival, Vanilla, VIBE, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	183	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crops Grown:	4992	Farms Harvested:	125

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello everyone. I’ve been doing Vanilla SMP with my friends for years now. As time has gone on we’ve lost players, looking to open up to a couple new players.
If you’re familiar with OG Mindcrack that is definitely the vibe we’re going for.
Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/MZ6BuHvu8h

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18+
How long has the server been running?	Years
What type of gameplay does the server focus on?	Vanilla SMP
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server mentioned above

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Towns Built:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1226
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6186	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchantments Applied:	164
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	61636
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	158

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Crops Grown:	8064	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Towns Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.