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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4444 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that values safety above all else? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that you will never be more than a 30-second sprint away from your virtual kids! Just like this responsible parent in Australia, we prioritize the well-being of our players, even if it means missing out on a night of fun and drinks.
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly monitoring your kids in-game, making sure they don’t get into any virtual trouble. We may not be helicopter parents, but we sure know how to keep a close eye on our little blocky adventurers.
And don’t worry about leaving your kids unattended on our server – it’s against the rules! Just like this dedicated parent, we believe in being there to pick them up every time they fall (or get attacked by a Creeper).
So come join us on the most responsible Minecraft server out there, where the only risk you’ll be taking is whether to build your house out of wood or stone. And remember, always have an umbrella handy, even if it’s just raining in-game!
