DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled

Angry, bbq, children, company party, DEADLINE, Divorce, doctoral thesis, Drunk, DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled, housework, Hungover, husband, Packing, parents-in-law, pneumonia, SAHM, shouting, used, vacation, Wasted, work

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream vacation home without worrying about a hungover husband ruining your plans. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all the stress of organizing family trips.

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life troubles behind as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent structures with fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a virtual hubby who won’t ditch you for a company party!

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Potions Brewed:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Towns Built:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	251	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	299	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4536
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Magic Items Found:	4762
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1604
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	989
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Towns Built:	6

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114