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Angry, bbq, children, company party, DEADLINE, Divorce, doctoral thesis, Drunk, DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled, housework, Hungover, husband, Packing, parents-in-law, pneumonia, SAHM, shouting, used, vacation, Wasted, work

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9993	Dragon Eggs Found:	6679
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream vacation home without worrying about a hungover husband ruining your plans. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all the stress of organizing family trips.

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life troubles behind as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent structures with fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a virtual hubby who won’t ditch you for a company party!

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	532	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ores Mined:	8774
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	136
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	912842	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2078

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7909
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Votes:	8392	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6387	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net