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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream vacation home without worrying about a hungover husband ruining your plans. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all the stress of organizing family trips.

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life troubles behind as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent structures with fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a virtual hubby who won’t ditch you for a company party!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4479	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ores Mined:	2132	Star Shards Collected:	136

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Animals Bred:	110
Crops Grown:	1716	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	800
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3174
Ores Mined:	4912	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Love Letters Sent:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crops Grown:	7759

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5244	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.