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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6942 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
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