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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8150 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
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plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
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