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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3069 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 824 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?