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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7735 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 150 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?