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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3638 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?