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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4577 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 149 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?