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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1404 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Potions Brewed: | 134 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 422428 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 225 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?