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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2103 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?