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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 7854 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?