DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	2934	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	104	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ores Mined:	2086	Magic Items Found:	6337
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	253	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6970
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Love Letters Sent:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Farms Harvested:	380
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	809
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.