DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

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so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	9805	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	128	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2256	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	924437

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Animals Bred:	133	Emeralds Found:	8145
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.