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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 813 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Farms Harvested: | 220 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?