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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	250
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	70
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	79	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3046	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	6117
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ores Mined:	3139
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	90	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8615	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	1996
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).