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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	1801	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	1656
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6274
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	2608

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	461	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7314	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Buildings Constructed:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6940	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.