DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

aita, bathroom, Business, DrunkCraft, escort, husband, inebriated girl, kids party room, LAUGHING, loud, minding your own business, Nice, nosy, Obnoxious, Offering, playing pool, service, Sober, walk

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	283	Void Gems Collected:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Falling into the Void:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Void Armor Forged:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2752	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Void Armor Forged:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.