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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7313	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5407	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	396

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	8723	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	62
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.