DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	276	Dimension Hops:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1898

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3048

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	836

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	288
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1901
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3051

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Villages Defended:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1920
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	1974
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	227981
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.