DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	116	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchantments Applied:	56	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.