DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	9114	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	185498
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Villages Defended:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Potions Brewed:	76
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.