DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

aita, bathroom, Business, DrunkCraft, escort, husband, inebriated girl, kids party room, LAUGHING, loud, minding your own business, Nice, nosy, Obnoxious, Offering, playing pool, service, Sober, walk

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchantments Applied:	181

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	2426
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Divine Spears Created:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4852	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1503	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Towns Built:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5970	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	759989
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.