DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

aita, bathroom, Business, DrunkCraft, escort, husband, inebriated girl, kids party room, LAUGHING, loud, minding your own business, Nice, nosy, Obnoxious, Offering, playing pool, service, Sober, walk

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3527	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	7691
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3444	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Potions Brewed:	176	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Void Armor Forged:	24
Magic Items Found:	7276	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mines Excavated:	2340
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Farms Harvested:	356
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ores Mined:	5127	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ores Mined:	7274	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!