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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Magic Items Found:	1896
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	776
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Emeralds Found:	8582
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mines Excavated:	4000
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	200	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	459
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	829031
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	404

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.